SNAKES ON A PLANE

i am sure this is old news to some of you, but ... man, I haven't been this excited to go to the theatres since "3 ninjas kick back: adult, trained assassins getting reamed comically but not lethally by a trio of edgy preteens!"

http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/features/snakesonaplane.shtml

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/samuel-l-jackson/dudesnakes-on-a-plane-117687.php

oh, still don't believe me? does IMDB lie??

http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

check out some of the alternate titles....
(I envision a scenario like this:)
(agent) ok, ok...I've got it....and i believe the producer agrees with me *nods to moneybags producer* let's call it 'Flight 121'....it's kind of like a snake, you don't know what the hell it is about or what it wants...it sounds harmless!
(director) sure, that's ok....I guess....if you don't want anyone to see it....how about 'pacific air' ?
(producer) ah, but i really must insist you keep the '121' in the title. It's very important.
......hours pass.......
(director) ok, ok! it's decided! let's go with 'pacific air flight 121!'

*all of a sudden, a commotion - the large mahogany door to the spaceous hollywood office is pushed open by none other than *

(all three) SAMUEL L JACKSON!
(samuel l jackson) No, mo'fukkas! We gon' call it SNAKES ON A PLANE!
*applause*
*scene fades as producer says*
(producer) i smell a grammy or some other award made of glass and metal