hah

ok, so i have a confession to make. well, two. or one, but it's a two-parter. i saw 'envy' tonight, that ben stiller/jack black movie. it also featured christopher walken which saved it. anyhow. on the subject of envy, i have always envied the cooler internet dudes who get those spam email fraud messages from foreign folks who are looking for help to liquidate oodles of cash. their english always sucks, and they always seem to specify that you have to be christian (fellows of less faith than i might make mention of this having to do with the scammers hedging their bets on your gullibility or willingness to blindly follow orders in hope of a glorious payback later on). anyhow, i never got any of these cool letters; i only ready about them on web pages.

well, i got one! ( here it is! )